Tuesday, September 30, 2008

patients

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I FORGETS TO CENSOR MY THOUGHTS AT WORK:

patient: I like the name Heidi.

me: yah, me too.

patient: I had a dog named Heidi.

me: that's great... uhm... great.

patient: it peed a lot.

me: so do you.

patient: what?

me: Uhm, so do... poo. dles. poodles. i had a poodle and it peed a lot... on the... carpet...

patient: Oh yah, poodles do that a lot.

me: yah.

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