lappy 2000's diagnoses:
severe osteoporosis
lateral screen-keyboard joint fracture and multiple hairline fractures
diffuse LCD melanomas
rapidly progressing hard drive dementia
complete pacemaker battery failure
nursing plan of care recommendations:
hospice/end of life care
24-hour power supply
excision of memory-eating malignant programs
splint to joint fracture
plan trip to nearest Apple store
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