Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, May 30, 2010

my first baby email spam

who knows how i got on some dumb spam list, usually gmail is pretty good at sorting out stuff like this, but i must've signed up for some baby thing and, yup, my first baby email spam!

"New Huggies Jeans Diapers Have Arrived!"

"Get 'em while they're HOT!"

"Summer's coolest look for your baby!"

http://babyproducts.about.com/b/2010/05/25/hot-baby-products-huggies-jeans-diaper.htm



Seeeeeeriously. Disturbing.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

obesity problem

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
The Word - Manifest Density
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this made me laugh!

i needed to laugh after today's shift, especially because today i had 10 assigned patients... 8 were severely morbidly obese. MORBID. that's a category... the fattestly fat.... it's like beyond obese. it's like beyond that i'm overweight typical american. it's like, crazy, crazy, how does that happen to a person. i had to find special wide wheelchairs that we didn't HAVE. we had to borrow them from a separate CLINIC by calling around asking who had these kinds of wheelchairs because all of our wide ones were in use! one patient we had to find a giant bed for.

and then on like half of thess patients, the MD ordered echocardiograms. Like, seriously?! You think a tiny ultrasound wand with ultrasonic waves will be able to see through all of that tissue?

seriously people. seriously. what is up with that. but according to this report, it's good for the economy, so, i guess i'll just charge their echo bills to their state funded medicaid. state heathcare, it's free, right?!? magic!!



#the empathy is gone when the shift is over

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

im a jerk


NuKru Presents...

Spencer #9 | MySpace Video


i love my little cousin and what him and his freshman in college friends do.

we grew up listening and dancing to hip hop lol

for those of you who don't know, ima jerk.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

one tube